"Beware the Swolerman" Post Card

Beware the Swolerman" introduces Slenderman’s gym-loving cousin, here to ensure you “hone the flesh prison” with a regimented dose of fitness. This striking black-and-white design captures Swolerman’s imposing, muscle-bound form in a suit—part gym coach, part urban legend. Perfect for fitness enthusiasts, horror fans with a sense of humor, or anyone in need of a motivational (or ominous) push to get those reps in. Hang it in your home gym or gift it to that friend who never skips leg day.

About our Postcards

Our post cards are 4x6 inches and printed on premium 14pt matte paper.