"Moose Aren't Real" Bookmarks

Unravel the truth with the 'Conspiracy Moose'! Drawn live on stream as a page for my 'Animal Geeks Coloring Book,' this moose is clearly in on something. Inspired by the infamous meme, he's sporting a wild-eyed look, a foil hat, and a tie adorned with classic conspiracy symbols.

He's also the face of my ongoing, completely serious theory that moose aren't real—because after a decade in Montana, I saw just as many moose as I saw Bigfoots, despite their supposed 12-foot height, 45 mph speed, and habit of bullying whales in the ocean.

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